You think that's good? Check out this song by Piamenta, the "Hassidic Hendrix" as he is often called. Compare it to its precursor, Simarik, or "Turkish Kiss," by the middle-eastern hearthrob known as Tarkan, aka the "Turkish Ricky Martin."
That's right, folks! Only on this blog will you find an equation that balances "Hassidic" with "Turkish" and "Hendrix" with "Ricky Martin."