IT'S A HAT TRICK PEOPLE

The trifecta is complete! Angus expounds on The Secrets of My Beautiful Hair:

"6. Its hard for me to go to the store and buy shampoo, 'cause that's downright gay, too, and I'm afraid to be gay, even though its gay to be afraid to be gay, I've sorta painted myself into a corner there."

lollercoaster!