Me? I love metapuns. That is, puns involving the word pun. Here are a few to try at parties. If the topic of puns comes up, I usually rattle these off one after another until even the most hardened pun-hater is won over.
- Get thee to a PUNnery!
- This is cruel and unusual PUNishment.
- I should be locked in a PUNitentiary!
- Hot cross PUNS!
- I have a feeling I'm about to get PUNched!
- Uh oh - PUN away! PUN away!
- I never metapun I didn't like!
That was a metametapun.